February 2012
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January 2012
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Why did I think this? I don't know.
Me: Man I'm tired, I need...something to wake me up.
My Brain: Like cocaine? How about cocaine.
...
Me: What the fuck. No. Why!? I've never even done cocaine!
Jan 31st
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SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS:
Normal people: Oh no! We're all gonna die!
Conspiracy theorists: ALIENS!
Doctor Who fandom: Oh, this is bad. This is extremely not very good.
Sherlock fandom: Not my division.
Merlin fandom: There's only one explanation- SORCERY!
Disney fandom: THE KINGDOM IS LOST!
Star Wars fandom: I have a bad feeling about this.
The Hunger Games fandom: Let's all go hide underground.
Harry Potter fandom: FUCK, HARRY FORGOT A HORCRUX!
Glee fandom: Thanks a lot, RIB!
Supernatural fandom: GET THE SALT!!!
Castle fandom: JOSH DAVIDSON!
Once Upon A Time fandom: Mr. Gold!!!
The L Word fandom: FUCKING JENNY SHECTER, THAT VAGINA WIG.
The Grey's Anatomy/Private Practice fandom: SHONDA YOU BITCH.
The Team Fortress 2 fandom: Hats.
Jan 31st
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The Brutally Honest Personality Test →
rudeand-ginger: code-pi: annacantsleep: Borefest - ISTJ 20% Extraversion, 33% Intuition, 67% Thinking, 67% Judging One word. Boring. Sums you up to a tee. You’re responsible, trustworthy, serious and down to earth. Boring. Boring. Boring. You play by the rules. You follow tradition. You encourage structure. You insist that EVERYBODY do EVERYTHING by the book. Seriously, is there...
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12th graders: ew 11th graders
11th graders: ew 10th graders
10th graders: ew 9th graders
9th graders: ew middle schoolers
middle schoolers: ew elementary kids
elementary kids: ew babies
babies: ew fetus
fetus: ew wait how am i talking
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viktorye: halenementhi: shiphassailed: captainchord: belagasm: fuck you america portugal has TWO freedom days omg the graphic omg I cannot skadfsaigjyguso also true america has 365 america wins again
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I WOKE UP EARLY?!
viktorye: IT’S ALRIGHT. I woke up early, too. At 5am. B(
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WatchWatch
YES. ALWAYS. YES.
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Why Metalocalypse is one of the best shows, and...
Nathan: I just don't want some guy with no reason to live fuck with my mouth, you know what I mean?
Toki: Why can'ts it be a ladies boobs whats cleans your teeth?
[pause, then Murderface and Nathan start chuckling]
Murderface: You know, usually...
Nathan: Usually you have really bad ideas, but that-
Murderface: That's a billion-dollar idea.
Nathan: Cleaning your teeth with tits!
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So I'm sitting in German class right now. Pretty...
Fuck yeah.
Jan 26th
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Dear beloved characters of mine,
I’m sorry for all the pain and torture. You’re wonderful, and I love you. Sincerely, your creator.
Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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If you have any feelings for Spy except hatred,...
dictatorcat: lychgatelillies: spocostopmom: happy-lollipop: CNN r u behind dis O: look at all dem notes I adore spy with all my heart :CCCCC I am spy. What do. I’m actually okay with this. -thumbs up-
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