*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life *Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I’m blind now how am I going to go on holy shit *Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is *A cop walks by*:
It’s a pretty good book. It’s called, “I Am Not A Serial Killer”, by Dan Wells. I haven’t read a book in forever, so naturally, I’ve got my eyes glued to it. It feels so fantastic to read a book again. But what’s even better is that I’m reading it out loud, and Speck is listening. It’s nice to share it with her, even if she has missed about 80 pages. I’ve got some good friends.