"Lotta good dat hardhat didja!"
lithefider: “Bitch, what’cha doin’?”
If you add another “p” in “Pope” it becomes “Poppe” and “Poppe” means Boobs in...– ezio v. (via yusufsfirmbutt)
Grab My Bowtie: the-absolute-funniest-posts:... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: *Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life *Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I’m blind now how am I going to go on holy shit *Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is *A cop walks by*:
Your dash lacks some birds with arms →
me on my period:
me: why the fuck does everyone feel the need to piss me off
me: why the fuck don't guys have to go through this shit
me: why the fuck is world war 2 going on in my stomach right now
me: when the fuck is menopause
Assassin's Creed III
bonesonmyface: EXPECTATIONS: REALITY:
silsol: Barbara Streisand - Duck Sauce Pretty...